Sunday, August 16, 2009

People are suffering from swine flu,My "Boss" has "Baby flu"

hi good moring,

how r u all...Hey my dearest friend "Boss" has "Baby flu" or "Babies flu" i should say..Now that all the people are fighting against "swine flu",Boss is suffering from "Baby flu".
These days "Boss" is really finding it hard to work things out.Actually the point of dilema in his mind is "I have to leave 1 babe,But which 1 to leave"..Bechara aajkal dukhi hai...Choice hai saaamne...Select ni kar paa raha.....

One can find "Boss" uttering line like "yaar zindagi naas ho gayi hai,in choriyon ne mera jeena haraam kar diya hai"..Bechara "Boss",Hasinaaon ka maara...

Some dayz ago "Boss" was found with two different girls...and one of my ofice mate was confused...And was forced to ask by her antar aatma "Areee wo jo us din thi,wo koi aur thi na..." and me and my friend "kanahiya" made fool of that ofice mate saying "Are nahi,wo jo din thi wo bhi yehi thi..."

Ab us bechari ofice mate ko kya pata "apna Boss to aise chote mote kaam karta hi rehta hai.." But that ofice mate was surprised...

"Boss" always says its better to have "Baby flu" rather "swine flu"...He further adds "mmmmmmmmmmmmm Babbies r so delicious..!"

Well Sorry friend...gotta go
tc wait for the next post..It will be soon this timeeeeeeeeeee

Monday, August 3, 2009

Things that n ashique should do.....!

Hi namaskaar,to all guys and girls...

Todays in this post bindaas ashique would say some thing on "What a girl likes?"

Dont forget to Kiss ur girls when it rains
Hug them from behind when you both are walking alone
If your girl stares at you,kiss her.
If you feel you shud call her,you should...She will feel nice
Leave them a text at nite,so that they wake up to a good morning
If girls seem that she is giving you away,she is actually not..She just wants to see how much effort you put in to get her back
If your girl tells you about a boy,Its not becaz she likes him..But she wants that you should feel jealous and starts wondering her more and start protecting her from others...
If your girl stop texting or talking to you..Its becaz they want to start a new convo..but not getting the right subject to talk about..
If you listen to her favourite song..listen the lyrics carefully..most of them w be about you both.....

Apart from this Girls like "compliments"

That's what girls answered to the question. Every single girl likes to be listened to and complimented, brushed and over-brushed in the right way, at the right time, by the right person. Pay attention to her, be honest, and speak from your heart. But don't overdo it.

It's like cooking and French cuisine. A pinch of salt is perfect. But too much salt, and you ruin the whole dish.

Indirect Compliments
Indirect compliments do a very great job.Very subtle at first.Compliments like"I like this color","I love you cooking","How did you do that " work on very well

Direct Compliments

This is a master approach
- compliments on shirts and skirts work really well
- Some master strokes like "i like your bracelet","i like your bag" are pretty good.

More Sensual compliments
- I like your hair,I love the sound of your voice.
- I like the way you dress. Your hair looks so soft. Hmmm... you smell good.

It means more or less: I like you. I offer you this compliment as a proof of my recognition. Let's be friends.Never make sexual compliments until and unless you can spice it with perfect humour.

Believe bindaas-ashique there is no woman who would turn down such regular comments from a guy.

Direct Body Compliments

- Nice legs!
Be careful with this zone. Now comes the hot zone. Similar to nitroglycerine that can eventually blow up your face any second if you don't how much good you are in this. Most of the girls take it as insult. Similar to saying like : "nice ass". Use such words only when your girl starts loving you..Never before that and that too with full respect..Such words are similar to saying "your legs are pretty nice and my hands would fit in ...so..."

Girls usually don't like this stupidity, unless they like you already or your name is some sharukh or salman. But how can a girl like you if it's your first words and they don't even know you? Believe me, hey ashiques, there are many better ways to give a killer first impression.

Moreover if a girl has nice legs, do you think she waited for you to notice it?She would have been getting such comments from a number of nuts..So dont be an another nut.A girl needs love and respect..So give her..If you say these words you act as a beggar and you give away all your feelings. Seduction is like poker not a demolition site. You r girl shouldn't find you similar to other guys with helmets behind the fence where it's written "Under construction"...Make her feel that why you are different from others...!

But once she brushed up against you, or you can touch her anytime, fine by me.

Top most compliments
Bindaas ashique is now revealing the best funda that acts best in complimenting a girls- You're gorgeous,You're very pretty, You're beautiful... or You look beautiful tonight...Bindaas ashique is very sure if nothing else works this will work the best for you people...
These top compliments will make her melt. 100% guarantee!Pretty much sure you will definitely kick the ball into the belly...!

You need to be perfect in finding the moments that reflect situation that need your complimenting to her....!

Sure shot Personal compliments
- You're loking nice today senorita!"
And she will feel great, as sexy as Katrina kaif on a hot tin roof.

Such compliments are mind blowing.They will turn the tide for you..So be a man and hit the target...!

Side on Top compliments
You need to think Quite & smart. " You know you're..."
- You know you're gorgeous
- You know how much I care for you..

Such compliments would melt her in.She will start wondering your presence.

Perfect Hot compliments
After such intimacy develops treat your girl as princes and always forever.Now you can deliver hot comments
- I love your skin. So soft.
- I love the taste of your skin.
- Let me watch you. You're beautiful.

Remember romance is in the attitude and in the words. Any girl likes to be appreciated for what She is. Any Girl likes to be loved.So show her what she is..If she is best tell her that she is best...!She should not ignore herself.Make her believe her existence.Make her feel she is there for you..She is very important for you...!

Be Careful
Most of my friends say don't compliments a girl straight away.Remain rock solid.

As bindaas ashique always says, girl chasing is simply like playing poker. Hide your moves in the beginning and the game will be definitely interesting for her.Girls have the urge to know.If you hide things she will be very keen to know you.Remember to Play your compliment-card,only when you want to hit the target hard. Not before not after just at the right time. Women were huntresses hundreds of years ago. They still are. They love to run after YOU and get YOU so make them do so..This thing "boss" says.Keep them guessing.Just make your girl think.

Once you find that your girl is interested in you simply find the right words, and then drop them on Her body like the most precious pearls of a necklace.

See no boy is perfect.Its how you monitor yourself creates the major difference.You will become her charming prince, her dream French lover. As soon as this happens she will fall in your arms as river falls from the waterfalls