The Juice is worth to squeeze

Hi ashiques,

How r u all...This post of mine is coming after a long time.Actually I was not getting a new idea to post.So in this post i am writing on 3 important ways to convert a girl into "your girl".Here they follow-

Tip #1. Be a playful Guy. Be confident and self assured. Answer a girl in such a way that she has no back answer to your words. Say humorous words. As long as she laughs she is with the flow. She will be laughing along with you, going with your flow and getting more and more drawn to you until she realizes she wants to make you exclusively hers that night.

Tip #2. Be Mysterious. Mystery is one thing that most of the girls like. Tell things to a your girl but not completely. Leave her wanting more………!A little mysterious attitude of your will definitely gain her attention. So, aahista aahista bataane ka…Keep her interested.Mazaaal hai larki na attract ho..

Tip #3. Be sensitive to her . Show your sensitive side. Make her feel that You are the only bhagwan for her.For everything you do, every work you perform, Presentation is very necessary element. You can tell her that you write poetry or that you just wrote a song for your mum. When you are talking with her, just say instant poetry created spontaneously. If words are not coming from heart, then squeeze it….Always remember “The Juice is worth to squeeze” .

Such sentiments are really helpful because they are rarely found in men. Most girls do say this.
Now that you know the basics, it's time for you to learn an advanced method of seduction that few guys know about. It has something to do with hypnosis and psychology, with a hint of NLP (neuro linguistic programming) thrown in.

This method is called Fractionation.It is the fastest method to get into a girls heart.You got to be very perfect in this.It takes only 15 minutes of work.Perfectionists may even take less time.But before doing this be very clear that you afford a girl or not.Areeee kahin apna daaaav apne upar bhaari na par jaaye…HKahin larki gale na par jaaaye..

hihihii

People are suffering from swine flu,My "Boss" has "Baby flu"

hi good moring,

how r u all...Hey my dearest friend "Boss" has "Baby flu" or "Babies flu" i should say..Now that all the people are fighting against "swine flu",Boss is suffering from "Baby flu".
These days "Boss" is really finding it hard to work things out.Actually the point of dilema in his mind is "I have to leave 1 babe,But which 1 to leave"..Bechara aajkal dukhi hai...Choice hai saaamne...Select ni kar paa raha.....

One can find "Boss" uttering line like "yaar zindagi naas ho gayi hai,in choriyon ne mera jeena haraam kar diya hai"..Bechara "Boss",Hasinaaon ka maara...

Some dayz ago "Boss" was found with two different girls...and one of my ofice mate was confused...And was forced to ask by her antar aatma "Areee wo jo us din thi,wo koi aur thi na..." and me and my friend "kanahiya" made fool of that ofice mate saying "Are nahi,wo jo din thi wo bhi yehi thi..."

Ab us bechari ofice mate ko kya pata "apna Boss to aise chote mote kaam karta hi rehta hai.." But that ofice mate was surprised...

"Boss" always says its better to have "Baby flu" rather "swine flu"...He further adds "mmmmmmmmmmmmm Babbies r so delicious..!"

Well Sorry friend...gotta go
tc wait for the next post..It will be soon this timeeeeeeeeeee

Things that n ashique should do.....!

Hi namaskaar,to all guys and girls...

Todays in this post bindaas ashique would say some thing on "What a girl likes?"

Dont forget to Kiss ur girls when it rains
Hug them from behind when you both are walking alone
If your girl stares at you,kiss her.
If you feel you shud call her,you should...She will feel nice
Leave them a text at nite,so that they wake up to a good morning
If girls seem that she is giving you away,she is actually not..She just wants to see how much effort you put in to get her back
If your girl tells you about a boy,Its not becaz she likes him..But she wants that you should feel jealous and starts wondering her more and start protecting her from others...
If your girl stop texting or talking to you..Its becaz they want to start a new convo..but not getting the right subject to talk about..
If you listen to her favourite song..listen the lyrics carefully..most of them w be about you both.....

Apart from this Girls like "compliments"

That's what girls answered to the question. Every single girl likes to be listened to and complimented, brushed and over-brushed in the right way, at the right time, by the right person. Pay attention to her, be honest, and speak from your heart. But don't overdo it.

It's like cooking and French cuisine. A pinch of salt is perfect. But too much salt, and you ruin the whole dish.

Indirect Compliments
Indirect compliments do a very great job.Very subtle at first.Compliments like"I like this color","I love you cooking","How did you do that " work on very well

Direct Compliments

This is a master approach
- compliments on shirts and skirts work really well
- Some master strokes like "i like your bracelet","i like your bag" are pretty good.

More Sensual compliments
- I like your hair,I love the sound of your voice.
- I like the way you dress. Your hair looks so soft. Hmmm... you smell good.

It means more or less: I like you. I offer you this compliment as a proof of my recognition. Let's be friends.Never make sexual compliments until and unless you can spice it with perfect humour.

Believe bindaas-ashique there is no woman who would turn down such regular comments from a guy.

Direct Body Compliments

- Nice legs!
Be careful with this zone. Now comes the hot zone. Similar to nitroglycerine that can eventually blow up your face any second if you don't how much good you are in this. Most of the girls take it as insult. Similar to saying like : "nice ass". Use such words only when your girl starts loving you..Never before that and that too with full respect..Such words are similar to saying "your legs are pretty nice and my hands would fit in ...so..."

Girls usually don't like this stupidity, unless they like you already or your name is some sharukh or salman. But how can a girl like you if it's your first words and they don't even know you? Believe me, hey ashiques, there are many better ways to give a killer first impression.

Moreover if a girl has nice legs, do you think she waited for you to notice it?She would have been getting such comments from a number of nuts..So dont be an another nut.A girl needs love and respect..So give her..If you say these words you act as a beggar and you give away all your feelings. Seduction is like poker not a demolition site. You r girl shouldn't find you similar to other guys with helmets behind the fence where it's written "Under construction"...Make her feel that why you are different from others...!

But once she brushed up against you, or you can touch her anytime, fine by me.

Top most compliments
Bindaas ashique is now revealing the best funda that acts best in complimenting a girls- You're gorgeous,You're very pretty, You're beautiful... or You look beautiful tonight...Bindaas ashique is very sure if nothing else works this will work the best for you people...
These top compliments will make her melt. 100% guarantee!Pretty much sure you will definitely kick the ball into the belly...!

You need to be perfect in finding the moments that reflect situation that need your complimenting to her....!

Sure shot Personal compliments
- You're loking nice today senorita!"
And she will feel great, as sexy as Katrina kaif on a hot tin roof.

Such compliments are mind blowing.They will turn the tide for you..So be a man and hit the target...!

Side on Top compliments
You need to think Quite & smart. " You know you're..."
- You know you're gorgeous
- You know how much I care for you..

Such compliments would melt her in.She will start wondering your presence.

Perfect Hot compliments
After such intimacy develops treat your girl as princes and always forever.Now you can deliver hot comments
- I love your skin. So soft.
- I love the taste of your skin.
- Let me watch you. You're beautiful.

Remember romance is in the attitude and in the words. Any girl likes to be appreciated for what She is. Any Girl likes to be loved.So show her what she is..If she is best tell her that she is best...!She should not ignore herself.Make her believe her existence.Make her feel she is there for you..She is very important for you...!

Be Careful
Most of my friends say don't compliments a girl straight away.Remain rock solid.

As bindaas ashique always says, girl chasing is simply like playing poker. Hide your moves in the beginning and the game will be definitely interesting for her.Girls have the urge to know.If you hide things she will be very keen to know you.Remember to Play your compliment-card,only when you want to hit the target hard. Not before not after just at the right time. Women were huntresses hundreds of years ago. They still are. They love to run after YOU and get YOU so make them do so..This thing "boss" says.Keep them guessing.Just make your girl think.

Once you find that your girl is interested in you simply find the right words, and then drop them on Her body like the most precious pearls of a necklace.

See no boy is perfect.Its how you monitor yourself creates the major difference.You will become her charming prince, her dream French lover. As soon as this happens she will fall in your arms as river falls from the waterfalls

Beware Ur girl is always there....!

Bindaas ashique salaaams you all guys and girls..A nice hello and cheers for all the guys.If you people are working as ashiques then carry the good work on..Take a chill and roam around the world is yours...

Well sorry for the girls,some content of this blog might act as a hurting factor.Todays point of concern is "Beware your girl is always there".I must appreciate girl have a very good rather i should say great sixth sense developed in .I don't know how but somehow they come to know that their man is flirting up with another girl.So either take precautions while flirting up with another girls or simply just don't do it...!!!

Why to take risk for nothing,If you have such a loyal partner.....!!!!!

A number of friends have told me that their girl friends always call them when they are flirting up with another girl.Sometime how,i donno how, girls smell if there is something wrong.Bad luck for the guys who are very loyal to their girls.Girls keep on asking "Kahan busy the,Kya kar rahe the,Kyu kar rahe the,Pakka koi hai to nahi.."

Most of the girls like to have a check on their men.They will ask you questions.You have to explain them and answer each of them till their satisfaction.One interesting factor about girls is no matter how much you explain,how much you say they will not be satisfied.

So,dont worry "Okhli me sar de hi diya hai to fir darna kya".

Haan aur ek baat..Larki k dimag me jo baat aa gayi wo aa gayi...Sawaal hi paida nahi hota ki larki kuch samajhne ko tyaar ho jaye...So agar galti karte hue fasse to beta laggi....Agar bechare sharif the aur fir kahin aur baat karte fasse to bhi laggi...Samajh lo bhaiya,koi chaara hi nahi..agar 2 din waat lagne waali hai...

So have patience aur lage raho...One of my friend was telling me,when your girl is angry simply do one thing,just attain viscosity as that of water.Are mushkil k time me gadhe ko bhi baap banana parta hai...So take a chill pill and enjoy best of time....

Thank god,This story is not mine...Its a story of "Boss" who is a master and suffering very hard times these days...
So this concludes my topic.."Beware Your girl is always there..."

Listen girls carefully................!

One of the key facts that pleases a girl is proper attention.Girls like attract an individual.Most of the girls are very keen to gather attention.They always desire to be the center point of attention.SO always pay attention to your girl and the finally you will kick the ball into the goal.A girl feels bullshit if no attention is paid to them.

Most of the girls want that they should take their decisions on their own....Very self respecting words start coming into their heart "Dont force me i can take my decisions","I can do this work alone","Meri bhi koi marzi hai " etc ets like this..So always respect them...

One thing more to remember,Whether or whether not you have made a mistake always act mosre thinner than water when your girl is angry..Listen her with patience.This will reduce sure shot clashes.So enjoy times and best times with your girl....

Ooops..! Handle with Care

Bindaas ashique says get out there and seek them out! Most intelligent and classy girls do not roam on roads or never go door to door looking for dates with fellas.Enter a public place such as school and check out the girls (Always: if you are too old to be in school, it will look creepy.Bindaas ashique always Seeks eye contact. Maintain eye contact while trying to keep underwear and armpits dry.hihihi..!! Avoid appearing overconfident as she may find you asshole, but you mustn't be shy either. Some girls do like shy But most of them want a guy who's not afraid to go out on a limb sometimes and are not afraid to care ans speak.Bindaas ashique always likes to approach with confidence; don't use cheesy pick-up lines, they rarely work.It will be a big bullshit on your part. A simple "Hi, how are you tonight?" should break the ice and should sound as a nice cup of tea. Or, if you're a teenager, a less formal "Hey, how's it going?" or "Hey, what's up?" will suffice.
Being polite and friendly always helps.Have something in your pocket.Dont be too early in doing things.Wait for the signals that she is interested: laughing (at your hilarious jokes), flicking her hair around, etc. If she makes any physical contact, like touching your arm while she laughs, it's a good sign for the ashique to take further step.Always look for her comfort.If she is comfortable she is yours.Develop the sense of finding whether she is interested or not. Always remember If she's busy, or if she doesnot appereciates comic genius ,it is always better to say, "It was great to meet you". Be polite,Girls like it alot,If you are harsh,they tend to feel threatened.Make moves in a very slow manner.Taking small steps at a time is the key. Be brief and never over do thing if you feel she in interested.Always leave her thinking about.Do small things that she remember.
Do something,Something interesting,naughty,humorous.She will always think about such things before she takes a sleep.Every girl thinks when she is alone.Its the time where bindaas ashique has to hit the belly.Make her think about you.This time of the day,when she is about to take her sleep,is the time wen she thinks about you.A smile given by you at this time will make a mark...Ye wo time hai jab larkian dikhawa nahi,dil se hasti hain..Though they dont laugh louder as they keep doing all day....!!

Hey,Bindaas ashique's girl is here...Got to look for her now...!
Take care All you "Majnoos" and our special "Heers" too...

Bindaas Maza

Bindaas ashique believes in bindaas maza with your girlfriend.Understanding is the key.Try your level best to understand her.Doing this will make her start believing you.Remember after all she is a human being and has feelings.So respect her feelings.Girls remember each and every thing.They notice each and everything.Sometimes they would say "Pehle jaisi baat nahi hai or Aap pehle jaise nahi rahe...."So love her that is what she will always look for?

W she is depressed listen her carefully?Try finding realistic solutions to her problems though these problems are little ones and no idiot this world has to move his ass in order to think alot..
Give her suggestions?Don't implement or force anything onto her.Set her free to take there decisions though they wil always look for someone beside them in everything tehy do.Practically girls are not confident in things they do and will always ask someone or will always dicuss things with someone they like?Have the opportunity and this someone should be the "carzy majnoo" inside you.Girls always feel that they shouldn't be taught but from inside they want best for themselves.So they will always look for some one who can tell what is best for her?So grab this opportunity?Dont be impatient?Let her come to You and discuss things?Once she has done this,the ball comes in your court?Hit the target and there will be a goal conversion for you?

One thing more never commit anything you can't do or you are not not planning to do in future.This is create negative feeling in here mind about you?Girls always want proper explanations?Probably they are in secure?So handling them with proper explanations is the key.

Make her feel that she is special.This is very necessary.If she believes that you are the only one,Remember "The Boss" in my earlier posts,she will be yours.

So,be focussed and hit your targets ....!